So I think I told you guys that last time he was in town, Burro asked me to teach him to make Lipton Chicken Rice, but I'm not sure. Whether I did or not, the point stands: last time he was in town, Burro asked me to teach him to make Lipton Chicken Rice. For those of you playing along at home, that's the shit with the instructions printed on the ( Read more... )

Conversations with my favorite sixth grader:

Burrito: So if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Me: Testi--OH MY GOD
Burrito: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Oh my god, where did you even hear that joke??
Burrito: Some kid at that sleepover last week told it to me!
Me: Dude, we gotta find you some less disgusting friends.
Burrito: Whatever. Your ( Read more... )

FOLLOWING A VERY FRIGHTENING FIVE MINUTES IN WHICH I THOUGHT MY LIVEJOURNAL WAS GONE (it was very frightening, you guys, but eye-opening!) I am importing all my content to Dreamwidth as a backup. I'm not transferring over there permanently, though I may start crossposting, but like. WHAT IF I LOST THE INSPIRATION MEMES AND THE INSOMNIA FICS WHAT ( Read more... )

Uh, what it says on the tin ( Read more... )

Riiiight, so. I sat down tonight to write a post-ep, because it's not really an ep for me until I've written something, because I'm nuts. Instead, I spent far too long watching next week's preview over and over, and then, er. Basically "Steve looked tired in this episode" and "what the hell is Steve doing sitting on a bench when there is WATER he ( Read more... )

Welp, tonight's H50 sucked. Here to improve it are four ridiculous possible deleted scenes. Pick your poison!

( Seriously, I would have written a real post-ep, but that episode was not really... good enough... )

Sorry, did you want some h/c to go with your overwhelming amounts of glorious gay? Because that turns out to be what I'm in the mood for tonight. Post-ep for 1.20, spoilers obviously contained herein, title from the Avett Brothers' song The Day That Marvin Gaye Died. I have by and large stopped rating shit because it is TOO HARD YO, but, uh, this ( Read more... )

Alright, so, here's the deal: I'm 25K into a fic that isn't even half done, I have more or less forgotten what solid REM sleep feels like, there is a dude at the coffee place using TWO TABLES even though he is only one person, and I think I misplaced my sanity some time ago. I don't have a case of the Mondays so much as a case of the WHAT THE ( Read more... )

These dreams I keep having, I don't understand:

Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking ( Read more... )

Saturday brunch did not happen this weekend due to [various and assorted nonsense], so we did pizza dinner tonight instead. Why I always let myself believe they'll be less ridiculous later in the day, I just don't know.

Me: Ugh, this tomato sauce is killing me, I bit the inside of my cheek this morning.
My Mother: DON'T LOOK AT IT.
Me: What?
My ( Read more... )